Is that even a word?  They say it on airline flights all the time like its gospel.  “We are descending and will deplane in 8 minutes.”  Hey when I get off a cruise ship they don’t tell me to de boat.  That just sounds racist. 

How about a train.  I like to ride the rails.  They have never told me to de train.  They say to disembark.  Thats kind of old and classic. 

So recently I took my first ride on UBER.  Very nice.  Efficient.  When the driver got to my destination I waited a moment. But it didn’t happen. I was hoping to hear: “Please De Car."

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